faceblock
to ignore a request for friendship on a social networking site on the world wide web
he contacted me on facebook. i had no choice but to faceblock him, he’s one stalking b-st-rd
a condition among facebookers where one loses the ability to post status updates or comments to the posts of others.
person 1: hey man, are you okay? i haven’t seen much from you on facebook. i was starting to think you were dead.
person 2: i’m fine. i just have a bad case of faceblock. i can’t even bring myself to login.
blocking someone so they cannot find you on facebook, for whatever reason.
“i faceblocked my ex so he wouldn’t be able to stalk me anymore!”
ty: “i don’t know what to do…i defriended laura on facebook but she keeps friend requesting me. she doesn’t get the hint!”
angie: “why don’t you faceblock her? then she can’t find you anymore.”
when you go on the computer to be productive, but never get past facebook because you’ve made it your homepage.
i was supposed to be checking on my online cl-ss, but i got faceblocked 5 hours ago.
the act of commenting on a facebook users status update in order to hinder posting by others. typically this will involve commenting on the status so that comments by others will be out of context with the initial topic discussed
status update (poster)- today is the happiest day of my life 🙂
facebook (commenter 1)- it’s because of me right?
(poster)- of course, who else?!
(commenter 2)-…… (faceblocked!)
basically c-ck blocking another virtually by means of facebook. it is usually by commenting on the same status when a similar person of interest is involved. ie someone chimes in when the other is spitting game on the wall.
dude, i been trying to bag this girl for a month, and ryan is totally faceblocking me! i’ll say some sh-t and the motherf-cker one ups me every time! guess i request some more hos.
faceblock: /fās/bläk/ verb; to faceblock is to prevent another person, intentionally or inadvertently, from having s-xual intercourse with a third party via facebook. a faceblock or faceblocker is a person who engages in such obstruction or intervention.
ex. “i thought everything was going well with jessica and i. until ryan tagged that picture of another woman and i, and totally faceblocked me.”
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