Facebook audit


the act or practice of de-friending people on facebook, mainly due to excessive status updates. although this may apply to the de-friending of individuals, it more commonly refers to going through one’s “friends” list and removing a relatively large number of people, such as people you met at a party once and haven’t seen since, friends of exes, and high school cl-ssmates that you actually kind of hated.
i just did a facebook audit and got rid of like fifty friends. i didn’t even know who half of those -ssholes were.

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