Facebook Befuddlement
the act of changing your profile picture to confuse your friends.
this picture must:
1. never have your face featured
2. leave your friends so confused, that they think of a) killing themselves; or b) quiting facebook
if you notice a sudden loss of friends, and/or an increase in suicide parties in your area, your mission is accomplished.
john: “i feel like creating facebook befuddlement today.”
greg: “please don’t, john, i’ve lost half of my family due to these befuddlements!”
john: tl;dl
john: -attention: change your profile picture to a cartoon character…. and, uh… stop child abuse… and yeah.-
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