Facebook Californian
someone from california who joins a group/becomes a fan of a large number of california related things just to show off that he/she is from california. this person is also one of the few people in california that actually uses the word”cali” and not as a joke to make fun of out-of-staters trying to sound cool.
bob: alyssa just joined “i am from california therefore i am automatically cooler than you”, “in-n-out…it’s a cali thing”, “we got more bounce in california”, “in california we dont have snowdays, we have fireweeks” and “blah blah blah in california/it’s a cali thing”
john: she’s a facebook californian
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