Facebook Defense


after a friend takes embar-ssing photos of you (likely involving alcohol-induced activities), staying logged into facebook awaiting aforementioned “friend” to tag said photos of you, allowing you to quickly de-tag them before the rest of the world finds out.
i spent all day sunday playing facebook defense against the photo doc-mentation of last night’s debauchery.

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