facebook masturbation
one engages in the act of ‘facebook masturbation’ when one decides to ‘like’ their own status.
‘dude, maybe if i like my own status, i’ll start a trend and people will start responding and liking it and i’ll finally be popular!’
michael is partying down lol haha!
michael likes this status.
cl-ssic facebook masturbation.
the conceded act to “like” your own facebook statuses, pictures, or wall posts. abbrev as “fbation”.
“did you see that joe totally facebook m-st-rb-t-d all of his wall?”
“yeah, he fbated like three times just today.”
-facebook friends with “mirror shot” default pictures have the tendencies to do facebook masturbation, as they like themselves more than others.
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