Facebook Material


usually a picture that is taken, reviewed, and agreed upon as being facebook worthy. often accompanied with words like totally, clearly, or sooo not.
“that picture is totally facebook material.”

“ugh, i look like a bug in that pic… that is definitely not facebook material.”
information that you don’t mind sharing with the rest of the world.

aka fb material
person 1: hey i think i saw you and janet the other day in the park.
person 2: yeah, keep that within yourself for a while man. our relation isn’t ”facebook material” yet.

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