Facebook Syndrome (FBS)
when your profile picture doesnt look like you, but it looks better than you actually look in real life. (once again can also apply to mysp-ce)
the opposite of facebook disease (fbd).
guy:what about my profile picture now???
girl:now that’s pushing it.this is straight facebook syndrome (fbs). you will never look like this in real life.
guy:i hate you!!!!! who needs you anyways.
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