facejam
after you´ve pumped the singelbarell pumpaction youghurt rifle you take the opportunity to jam the s-m-n all over the girl´s face by tenderly and repeatedly slapping her in the face with the rifle while c-mming simultaneosly.
– and now as the great finaly to a mediocre intercourse i will facejam you thoroughly!
durring bj, before ejac, the male grasps the females head and jams it down. while singing the face jam song. sometimes the female chokes on the kerm and dies…but its a risk im willing to take.
sh-lly, tammy, sam, b, and amanda. amanda died. rip.
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