fag bag

a good phrase for making fun of someone
dude you’re such a f-g bag.
another name for calling someone a f-ggot.
“aye f-gbag! what you think you’re doing?”
the bike-messenger style bag the goes over one shoulder and holds either a laptop or the collected works of belle & sebastian. has been the preferred luggage of the common urban douchebag, and can be often seen paired with rectangular thick-rimmed nerd gl-sses. wearing a f-g bag is tantamount to wearing pink triangle i.e. a confession that one is a certified p-ssy.
hey, find me a rock! here comes an -sswipe on a fixie with a f-g bag!
(n) a bag usually suspended from one prep or h-m-s-xual shoulder to the opposite side. designed to carry books, and most commonly seen on gay people with sandals.
johnny pulled his spanish book out from his f-gbag.
also known as a ‘f-nny pack’.

a f-g bag is a zippered pouch that is worn strapped around a person’s waist and is used for carrying small personal items. it came to be called a f-g bag because the uglier, fatter and nerdier members of the gay community, hoping to be picked up for s-x, would strap them on and wear them to gay pride parades and other big events as an ‘overnight bag’, a method of carrying around a toothbrush, hair products, condoms and poppers for eventual use. the problem was that no self-respecting f-g would ever have s-x with someone who’d wear an ugly, shapeless sack over his -ss, so the item eventually fell out of favour. it is now worn only by aging rocker chicks to rolling stones concerts as a hands-free method of carrying weed, rolling papers and sanitary napkins.

not to be confused with the ‘man purse’, or ‘murse’ a usually plain-leather, larger version of a woman’s purse intended to be carried by a strap over the shoulder of a man.
in my f-g bag i’ve got duct tape, latex gloves, date rape pills, handcuffs and a stick of gum. what’s in yours?
what you call someone who is extremely gay.
hey, lookit that f-gbag over there!
a man purse. generally used to carry around books, granola, workout gear, or anything that needs to be carried. sometimes they are decorated with pins or patches. a f-g bag can be a small backpack, a slingbag, or a tote.
“ew! look at that hideous f-g bag that chris is sporting!”

“f-g bags are so hot right now.”
a f-nny-pack.

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