faggage

the emotional baggage attached to a h-m-s-xual relationship between two men.
michael brought a lot of f-ggage to his relationship with marc.
someone who is gay and has a lot of emotional or relationship baggage.
sarah, “so what’s up with that guy you’re seeing?”
howard, “yeah, well, i had to break-up with him.”
sarah, “why? he was so hot!”
howard, “h-ll yes he was hot but he just has way to much f-ggage!”
situations, or past experiences that cause or warrant h-m-s-xual tendencies.
“wow, michael sure is acting differently since college… i think he came on to me yesterday!”
“yeah, he seems to have a lot of f-ggage.”

“i have a hard time believing brian is straight, he just has a lot of f-ggage.”
the mental baggage left over from a previous gay relationship.
friend 1: hey, there’s lisa.
friend 2: what? sh-t, don’t let rebecca see her. those two have some serious f-ggage.
a person relating to a f-ggot and a cabbage
johnny acts like a f-ggage when billy comes.
f-g + luggage

the f-ggoty luggage with the little wheels and the little f-ggoty handle that pathetic f-cking f-ggots and fat lazy dipsh-ts wheel around the airport, taking up more sp-ce than their fat -sses while they lumber down the concourse, or slow the embarking or ‘deplaning’ of an economy flight with the legion of old idiots who take 10 minutes each to walk down the godd-mn ramp and thru the aisles and then an additional 5 minutes to get their flabby, atrophied muscles to lift their queer little suitcase-on-wheels-with-a-handle into the overhead compartment (because they don’t fit under the seat in front, plus they need all that room for their fat f-cking feet), all because they are too godd-mn lazy to pick up a suitcase or backpack and f-cking carry it.
to friend on cell phone: “these 2 docker-clad pole-smokers are in my way, towing their little f-ggage along behind them, taking up all the godd-mn sp-ce on the motherf-cking walkway while people are trying to get to their c-cksucking gates. you nutgobbling -ssclowns!”