Fairbanks Lunchbox
a variation of the alaskan pipeline, the fairbanks lunchbox is the act of sh-tting in an unused or used condom (depending on preference), inserting a popsicle stick into the open end of the condom, and then placing it in the freezer. once frozen, carefully remove the condom for optimal taste, then place the frozen fudge-sickle in the unsuspecting victim’s lunchbox. finally, be sure to witness the unveiling of the final product, and how the victim sinks his teeth into the first bite in antic-p-tion of the sweet, chocolate taste, ultimately to much dismay. estimated preparation time: 45 minutes
now that fool is gonna get the fairbanks lunchbox for what he’s done.
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