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the act of recieving oral s-x from a woman deficating on a toilet an -j-c-l-t-ng the moment said defication hits water. (hence the “kerplunk”) my blumpkin turned into a kerplunkin this morning when we both finished at the exact same time! (kerplunk)
- hippie balling
the action of being on lsd and magic mushrooms at the same time dude, i was tripping so hard! i love hippie balling.
- iphone gamer
someone who claims to be a gamer, however, all he does that is game related is play free-to-play iphone games. he probably doesn’t own any form of gaming console. the only game probably plays besides iphone games is roblox. bill: hey, want to speed-run the new mario game? chris: sure! william: hey guys! i got […]
- c*nting spider
any spider, regardless of species, large enough to cause distress. look at that f-cking c-nting spider over there . go get me a shoe.