fake

if your b-tch moans and looks you in the eye its fake
a person, the vast majority of the time a female, who acts too nice to be real in order to lure in pathetic dopes and use/betray them, frequently crushing the victim’s soul in the process. symptoms of fakeness include wearing a huge, phony, botox-looking smile the entire time, saying “hiiiiii! how are you!” a lot, using an overly sweet tone of voice that’s so dripping with sap it makes you want to vomit, and just generally being overly perky all the time. a fake chooses her victims very carefully, usually very naive individuals, waits until the victim has divulged their deepest, darkest secrets, then spreads them all over the school and makes sure the victim is absolutely miserable. avoid at all costs.
a fake meeting her victim:

fake: hiiiiiii! you look really lonely. do you need a friend? you can trust me with anything.
victim: that would be really nice…i never have had any real friends before.
fake (under breath): ha! she took the bait! this is gonna be good!
something that isn’t real, even if you want it to be real through wishful thinking.
lindsay lohan’s b–bs are totally fake.
1.) the opposite of real, genuine or proven.

2.) sometimes applied to people who are accused of being something they are not. see poser.
a cubic zirconium is a fake diamond.

you are such a fake. give me that microphone before you choke on it.
not real
ja rule
someone who acts fake is someone who talks sh-t about a certain person, and then when that certain person is around they are nice to them
becky- i love how last night tiffany and devonann were talking sh-t about rachel, and now they are over their hugging her and laughing with her.
stevie- yeha poor rachel doesn’t know that those b-tches are totally fake to her
internet forums’ new curse word used to describe remotely any possible video on the internet. the level of negative energy that is emitted by fake is comparable as that to an annoying movie goer who spoils the movie that you watch, or the viewer who spoils the magic trick that you see, or the viewer who suffers from an inferiority complex and copes by demeaning the essence of any form of media by babbling of how something is fake.
“omg, did you see the guy who was shot in the face? that was so fake!”
“i saw this vid where someone threw his monitor down 2 floors. that was so fake!”
“i just saw a video about anything. that was so fake!”
“did you see the video about the cat who chased the ball? that was so fake! they dubbed in the ball with a greenscreen! see? you can see the lines!!!!!1111”

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