fakeitarian


someone who claims to be vegetarian, but consumes fish and other seafood, thereby disqualifying them from being a vegetarian, and instead making them a fakeitarian. similar to a semi-vegetarian.
john called himself a vegetarian, however it was obvious that he was a fakeitarian because his two favorite restaurants were long john silver’s and red lobster

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