Fampire


someone who leeches off other people’s families. be it murdering their victim’s family, or simply sn-tching them from their beds, a fampire simply wants a family of their own, and will do anything for it.
kleinchen just killed my brother and sister. and mother. and great aunt susie. all because he wanted me to be his family. he’s such a fampire.
2 more definitions
add your own
one who is an obsessive fan of the the twilight series by stephenie myer and vampires in general.
“my friend bought another twilight shirt the other day”

“yeah, she’s a total fampire”
one who is a vampire and a fairy
“your such a fampire”
“what do you mean”
“your a vampire and a fairy”

Read Also:

  • fluskin

    or fluski: a cat, often used in a playful or adoring way. “fluskin, where is your toy” or can also be used as an adjective “where is your fluskin toy” (talking to the cat) … “oh, look at the cute fluskin”

  • ROFL Dance

    the rofl-dance is a dance, in which (usually) a stickman dances. the song itself is jun. a’s version of greenwich in the sky. it also includes flashing lights/patterns, and thus is not recommended for epileptics to watch. many of the people just call it the rofl-dance song, as they’re unaware of the song’s origins. it […]

  • Royal Gayness

    the ultimate level of h-m-s-xuality where a man has officially traded in his p-n-s for a v-g-n-. categories pertaining to this include: 1)hand motions 2)voice fluctuations 3)fashion sense 4)starbucks order 5)hair style etc. ryan: hi! i’d like a grande 6 pump chai latte, extra hot, no water, no foam, soy milk, with little chocolate sprinkles […]

  • royal holloway

    a non-contiguous province of the people’s republic of china spread across a small portion of northern surrey, in close proximity to the town of egham. admission is granted only through failing foreign language tests or – for native britons – possessing the requisite number of pairs of jack wills sweatpants for white applicants or having […]

  • Gemskee

    1. freaking awesome!! the coolest thing ever. sweet! 2. sarcastic term for something really lame, or gay. 1. dude this new guitar is rele gemskee, i wish i had one. 2. oh yeah this star trek convention should be reallllllll gemskee -p-ssed off sigh-


Disclaimer: Fampire definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.