fanta pants
origin: scottish
(from gaelic ‘farnter’ meaning flame-haired)
fanta pants refers to a true ginger minge, natural orange collar and cuffs.
“ph–r, look at that hottie, she’s a red-head, but d’ya think she’s a fanta pants?”
one who’s pubic hair is a similar colour to that of the popular coca-cola softdrink by the same name.
often a “fanta pants” also has red/ginger hair, this is generally the result of a genetic disorder known as gingavitas
hugh’s got fanta pants
a female with ginger hair, whether or not her genital area has been shaved or waxed, is referred to with the affectionate term “fantapants”
ginger haired girl enters the room.
“hi fantapants”
fanta pants refers to a person with bright orange or ginger hair.: referring to their p-b-s. a moringe.
check out fanta pants over there, that dude is bursting with excitement !
the unfortunate disposition of being born genetically floored with “fire-bush”!
“gertie had the bushiest fanta-pant i’ve ever seen…
i thought i was eating coleslaw!”
a person whose natural hair colour is red
(said to someone with red hair) “good afternoon fanta pants”
the birth defect of a male born with striking orange hair that is seen growing wildly all over his body including great m-sses on his genitals.
when born with fantapants the carrier is often very insecure and often turns into an abuser of alcohol and the english language as well as trying to find faults with his friends and falsely blow them out of proportion to try make his gross and pitiful state a little more conspicuous to the disgusted onlooker.
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