Farble
a small marble sized fart lodged between one’s b-tt cheeks, unable to be dispersed while sitting down. often feels as though a marble is rolling front to back between one’s b-tt cheeks causing a farble.
while flying from houston to la, ryan experienced a farble but was able to disperse it once he stood up and spread his b-tt cheeks. fart marble
fart that sounds like you’re farting out marbles.
whoa! did you hear that farble? he’d better check his pants.
to aimlessly putter. to screw around with something mindlessly and either create something useful or further screw something up.
“i farbled around with the unix command variables until i got the desired results. lucky me. time for another latte.”
the unmanly act of pee-ing down one’s leg in order to not make noise while while taking a p-ss. usually -ssociated with “bashful bladder” syndrome. why not just sit down? even more unmanly, i suppose.
“i arose in the middle of the night, bladder full, went into the attached, door-less bathroom and farbled in order to avoid awakening suzy.”
an audible inside fart. when your tummy makes bubbles but they do not come out your b-tt. sound but no stink.
“i farbled at the office today and everybody thought i dropped -ss.”
cheap, fake flooring that looks like marble; faux marble
did you see earline’s new double-wide trailer? the kitchen has farble floors. that’s the fancy sh-t.
p-ssing gas while submerged in water.
a combonation of “fart” and “bubble”
“farbles always seems to smell worse than a standard fart”
to put in a random order, mix up or create by accident
terry’s blog on farbled.com is a great example of random thoughts and musings.
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