Farmyard Threesome
a threesome with two hideous pig-like girls.
guy 1: “these girls are all over you, if you play your cards right you may get a threesome mate!”
guy 2: “even if i just play my cards i’ll get a threesome, the f-cking pigs”
guy 1: “farmyard threesome!”
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