fart cushion
the fart cushion effect occurs when you fart into a pillow or any other type of cushion. the cushion absorbs the farts for a while, but then if weight is applied later on, the cushion squeezes out the fart stench.
i totally tricked that girl into coming into my room, and then i smothered her with my fart cushion until she p-ssed out.
a fart cushion is a pillow used to m-ffle the sound of a fart, much in the same way that in movies pillows are sometimes used as makeshift gun silencers by -ss-ssins.
in a situation where the sound of a fart is deemed inappropriate or embar-ssing, one might grab the nearest available cushion, press it tightly against the b-ttocks and release the intestinal g-sses. it should be noted that a fart pillow will generally not mask the smell of a fart, even though it will absorb some of it.
“when my supervisor left the room, i immediately grabbed a fart cushion and released the g-sses i had been painfully suppressing during our conversation.”
a fart cusion is like a pin cushion, you just fart into it!
i use my fart cushion alot.
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