fart fu


the martial art of performing karate, kick boxing, tai chi, kung fu, and various other moves with accentuating farts at the end. it is an extreamly pwerful fighting style not only because of advanced fighting technique, but also do to the humiliating factor of being farted on as somebody hits or kicks you.
that dude threw down some fart fu in the fight.

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