fart-job
a gay s-x act in which a man with a gas problem(who farts alot) is being screwed in the -ss by his partner and then gives s-xual stimulation by farting into his partner’s p-n-s.
it’s kinda like giving a bl-wj-b, but through your -ss instead of through your mouth. so that’s why it’s called a “fart-job!”
steve(f-cking his partner jon in the -ss): hey jon, do you have one coming already?
jon: yes! yes, here comes a big one!
-jon lets out a rather long-lasting, noisy, and pungent-smelling fart-
steve: aaaaaahhh! that felt so good!
the act of a man inserting pressurized air in a womans -n-l cavity then f-cking with noisy farts slipping out.
eric pumped abbas -ss with air then she farted all over his c-ck, he recieved the greatest fart job since rosie o’ donnels fabled 1993 fart job.
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