Schving
schving or schving schving refers to sphincter, to be precise: the outer -n-l sphincter which is under voluntary control.
coined by max keiser as a way to express, in television broadcast, the dangers of inviting violation of the sphincter by way of insertion of sharp or pointy objects, usually repeatedly, by aggrieved parties subjected to involuntary control over their lives and finances.
a sphincter is an anatomical structure, or a circular muscle, that normally maintains constriction of a natural body p-ssage or orifice and which relaxes as required by normal physiological functioning.
“these guys are saying ‘we won’t take these bonuses’ because they realise the next step after that is a pitchfork up the schving schving’”
i mean, basically, its like another term for a d-ckwad. however, it can also mean a very attractive woman, usually standing alone in the corner, looking very hopeless, but ready for some “schving a la mode”, or as some would say, s-x.
its roots date back to a warm friday night in southern california. some moron wouldnt pay for fantasy football and an -ssociate of that moron called him drunk one night and called him a d-ckwad schving.
jarrod: “hey, look at that schving over there”
stephen: “d-mn, thats a keeper. wheres she from, nebraska?”
jarrod: “i dunno man, but a little schving a la mode is in the making”
attractive female or female body parts,
your mom is a schving!
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