fart knobbed


when you are having -n-l with a girl and she farts on your kn-b…”fart kn-b”
me and my girlfriend were having wild b-tt s-x and she farted on me, now all the guys say i’ve been fart kn-bbed…

Read Also:

  • fartographer

    a person specialized in the study of what people eat and how they live based on the images and patterns left on the subject’s underwear. after having studied the subject’s underwear, the fartographer quickly deduced that the subject had eaten spicey food the night before and had good posture. one who likes to have -n-s […]

  • Febrezify

    to cover or indulge with febreze. son! febrezify your room now!

  • feeterbuster

    a vegetarian who busts feet (they are very common). they placidly eat many leaves and resemble a giraffe in their eating habits. feeterbusters are generally well-liked in their communities. shilpa eats so many leaves! what a feeterbuster! a vegetarian or (less commonly) one who eats only leaves. my friend shilpa is a crazy feeterbuster. she […]

  • plumpis

    a chronic, mildly infectious disease caused by meeting 15-year-old girls named plum, mostly commonly affecting the hands and fingers of various computer nerds which may lead to m-ssive typing errors (typo) and major lulz. plum: hay i’m plum nerd: hay plum: do you like pie? nerd: i do like pis plum: … nerd: oh shi- […]

  • plunderteers

    na gang of really neat friends that live in the middle of nowhere that think they’re cooler than they really are. they are known to strip a lot, be obnoxiously loud and out of control,dance in the rain, laugh when nothings funny, and have a better friendship than anyone can imagine. the original plunderteers go […]


Disclaimer: fart knobbed definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.