Fart wipe
the wiping of your a-hole after a soppy, wet fart.
sometimes when going to the toilet for, what you think is going to be a sh-t; you end up just doing a wet fart. a quick wipe would leave traces of sh-t on the toilet paper.
this would be a fart wipe.
“hey, you didn’t flush everything from that sh-t you just had!’
“i didn’t take a dump, it was just a fart wipe
or
“mate, i’ve just done a really wet fart and think it might skid my pants”
“here, borrow a tissue and have a fart wipe”
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