fart wizard
one who is an expert in controlling a relentless fart, possibly flax based, from becoming a shart or defecation in undergarment.
todd: wow that fart sounded disgusting! did you p–p your pants?
tim: nah man, i’m a fart wizard. i don’t p–p in my pants.
i just fart, and i’m a wizard.
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