Fartanoid


when you for some reason have strange bollowmovements which makes your farts unstable i.e. you aren’t sure if your next fart is gonna be a poo or not.
standing at the urinal: i just ate some bad mexican food, i’m all fartanoid, i don’t know if i will sh-t my pants the next time i fart

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