Fartdouken
cupping a fresh fart in your hands and throwing it in the manner of a hadouken.
mike: “hey rob”
rob: “what?”
-fartdouken-
mike: “fartdouken!!!”
a fartdouken is a farting technique used to gross out a friend and amuse others. it is performed after the act of a fart by taking both your hands and cupping them directly in your crotch area to scoop up a good amount of gas, then close your hands together and raise up to your mid section in a hadouken pose, then expel into your friends face and yell fartdouken!!
friend: dude what’s that smell?
you: what? you mean this? fartdouken!!
friend: dude that’s gross!
you: hope you like the taste
-then laughter proceeds for all, except one.
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