fastpants


fighter pilot slang for an anti-g suit. they are worn by the crew members of high performance airplanes and contain air bladders that expand around the torso and the legs to help fight the blood-pooling effects of hi g or acceleration loading due to aircraft maneuvering at higher speeds.
this is a dact training sorte. where are your fastpants?

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