Fat C
1.n. a large heavenly body, with common tendancy to set his alarm clock to 9:59pm. this has been clinically attributed to the fact that applebees begins serving half off appetizers at a coinciding time. often mistaken for a sasquatch or the elmer’s glue cow. often mistakes himself for a bodybuilder.
2.n. a fat, living, breathing stress ball.
3. n. an univited houseguest, who makes it a point to destroy one inanimate object of great value to the homeowner.
4. n. the phobia commonly found amoung buffet owners.
5. n. belongs to a frat, not a fraternity.
6. v. to be an idiot.
~yo son, can you give me a ride to the club tonight?
~nah bro, i’m takin fat c.
~i thought you had a minivan.
~i do.
~truth n-gg-.
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