FBI
female body inspector.
i’m a self tought fbi agent.
federal bureau of investigation.
i’m from the fbi,drop your gun!
federal bureau of investigation; an agency of the justice department responsible for investigating violations of federal laws.
the fbi is primarily a law enforcement agency. they collect intelligence related to domestic security and perform crime investigations.
f-cking bunch of idiots
my office is full of fbi agents.
the one thing you can yell and get access to anywhere possible.
-at a fine palace resort-
random 20 year old: fbi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-guard makes way-
an organization of federal workers, or agents, designed to secure the us against security risks that disrupt the government somehow “clearing the picture” for other departments/agencies/forces or sending in their own forces for exigent purposes. they also have a nationwide web of phone/webtaps, informants, spies and undercover guys (“plants”). founded in 1908 with the purpose of fighting crime more effectively nationwide, they eventually lasted through trying times such as the prohibition, ww1/ww2 and 9/11 and continue their work today.
an agent: a suit with an signed id. usu. seen with a 9mm handguns, black sedan and a red tie. -some believe they are actually aliens.- ::gasp::
an anacronym for the term “free balling it”,it is shorthand for a male’s decision to go sans swaddling or minus his u-trou…
when he realized he was out of clean underwear,carl decided to go f.b.i.
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