feauxopportunity
a fake promotion or job offer that your boss has no real intention of giving you.
when your boss dangles a carrot in front of you in order to get you to do what they want, but they are never really going to give you the reward or promotion.
i just got another feauxopportunity to move to hawaii if i push this cr-ppy agenda at the next board meeting.
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