– a procedure in which one empties a can of febreeze into one’s r*ct*m.
typically used to mask the scent of one’s *sshole, especially prior to s*xual intercourse.
i gave donald trump a febr*ct*m. it did not help though.
- t*tty tickler
when a girl t*tty tickles the life out of a fat guy with man bobbies for sum reece’s omg did y’all se that t*tty tickler at the park yesterday omg y*ssss i was like wtfff
- drink doom
another way to describe ‘the fear’ that lands like a sick and all consuming dread the day after excessive drinking. the feeling of guilt, shame and dread that calls into question your behaviour the previous evening (even if you remember it being impeccable) and indeed stirs anxiety about every previously content aspect of your life […]
state of syphilis the syphilisishness was rampant with the man, long before he died.
public self gratification via social media. tweeting to tell others about your accomplishments and “stroke” your own ego. proceeded with a “#” when used in social media. donald trump regularly practices #twitterbation to try and validate his existence. twitterbation (noun) an act of social masturbation in which one retweets trivial @replies directed toward one’s self […]