Fecess
this word is the act of using diarrhea as an excuse to get out of an unpleasant task. kind of like a recess.
jerome did not want to go to jail for a third consecutive arrest for the possesion of crack cocaine during a routine traffic stop, he told the police officer that he was driving 83 mph in a school zone because he had explosive diarrhea. nice fecess jerome, i’m very proud of ya.
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