Feckels
noun. the small, minute particles of sh-t that adhere to the inside of the toilet when you have a m-ssive, explosive bowel movement. thought to be derived from the word “freckels”, which describe similar markings on a persons face or body.
last night, at about 11:30 pm, i got this terrible stomach cramp. i barely made it to the bathroom before my -ss decided to explode without any concern for the surrounding enviornment. after about 15 minutes of a good “power-sh-t”, i flushed the toilet but the f-ckels on the underside of the ring were still very evident.
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