Felchman
felchman
function: noun
etymology: english, from a jersey city origin. an extension of a person who turns out to be familiar with the process of “f-lch-ng”.
1. a person who always claims they are going out for a single drink; disappearing overnight and then sleeping off their hangover until the afternoon.
2. a person who after imbibing copious amounts of alcohol, begins to display “creepy hands” in an attempt to fondle girls whom he normally has a platonic relationship with.
scott: did john come home last night?
steve: nope, went out for “1 drink” and never came back.
scott: probably spent all night in a state of inebriated debauchery.
steve: yea, felchman is disgusting.
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