female anxiety theory
the theory that certain males become extremely irritable and anxious if forced to hang out with a group of their guy friends rather than their girl friends. they follow their girl friends around with the hope of getting some, all the while unaware of the fact that they are so deep in the friend zone that they never even had a chance to begin with. their mood immediately plummets when surrounded by guys for even a mere 10 minutes.
friend 1: hey dude! wanna go watch the big game tonight?
friend 2: i don’t know…who’s gonna be there?
friend 1: just me and the rest of the guys!
friend 2: i think i’m just gonna go shopping with the girls instead, should be a good time.
friend 1: why would you do that when you could watch the game with the rest of us?
friend 2: sorry man, but you know what they say, hoes before bros!
*walks away*
friend 1: i guess the female anxiety theory reigns true once again…
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