a man who gets fingered up their -rs- daily
“i went over to his house to play yahtzee with him but then i found out he was a fenglemouse”
- stroke and choke
when a woman pleasures a man with a hand job, and afterwards getting a delicious cream pie which she swallows. hey dude you know that brunette i met at starbucks? she totally gave me a stroke and choke last night.
- real life cold call
a fun game to play with your friends. the goal is to tap an unsuspecting person on the shoulder or pull on their bag. when they turn around, you say a generic cold call. person one: “hey bro. watch this.” person two: “alright.” *person two pulls on a bystanders bag* person three: “huh?” person one: […]
foot imma go oil up my m-ffslayer.
- serial path
a mix between a serial killer and a psychopath that serial path just murdered 25 kids
a last name that translates to “buffoon” in the extinct angolan language of kwadi. was also used as a last name in roman times to signify a person’s lack of wealth. people with these last names often were farmers and beggars in those times. today, people with these last names live in hiding to avoid […]