festival dick



a d-ck that has been unwashed since arriving at the music festival due to the expense or inconvenience of showering. requires being at festival and unshowered at least 24 hours. makes s-xual activity, particularly oral s-x less hygienic.
eww, that asian girl sucked your dirty festival d-ck?

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