fifty-candle blowjob
a bl-wj-b you get because your wife’s idea of romance is lighting fifty candles… and you actually light all fifty to set the mood.
she just gave the best head, dude. on a scale from one to ten, it was, like, a fifty-candle bl-wj-b.
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