to engage in s*xual relations with a fugly, overweight, forty-something female whist she’s experiencing a heavy flow of her menstrual cycle
willis got a filthy scotsman from that old hag he catfished from the internet last weekend.
when a person is addicted/obsessed with deadpool matthew: omfg melanie is such a deadpoolholic but it’s cool cause deadpool is so bad*ss
a bunch of great looking mother f*ckers! they are very popular with the ladies and are great at sports. way better then cimaglia’s wow that tom*ssetti is way better then a cimaglia
- f*ck me sideways and call me tuesday!
f*ck me sideways and call me tuesday : an exclamatory phrase indicating great surprise and digsut, simultaneously. f*ck me sideways and call me tuesday! that *sshole has left me 35 messages since like 2 pm today!
a person who automatically responds sarcastically regardless of what he/she is told. “hi, how was your day?” “24 hours” “you’re a sarcasd*ck!”