Filthy Uncle Fester
combo backfire blumpkin and dirty sanchez.
whilst receiving a good and proper skullie, it occurred to me that this was a fine time to introduce her to my “filthy uncle fester”. i gave her the old reach-around and pulled a fine example of last tuesday’s meal from her behind whereby i tactfully smeared it across her upper lip while my exploding fecal deposit caused roiling, brown toilet water to splash upon her chin.
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