Finding Five Dollars
a phrase commonly used to signify the end of a story; any story ends well on the upbeat note of finding five dollars.
“i was going to the laundromat to wash all of my clothes, and i tripped and broke my nose on the asphalt. i tried to get into my car, but i dropped the keys into the sewer grate i was parked by. i got a ride to the hospital from an old lady who smelled like cheese, and when i got there i found out that my insurance didn’t cover stupidity. and then i found five dollars!”
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