finger puppet

a young women who dresses very scantly. she is easily influenced by popular trends and often promiscuous s-xually.
usually between the ages of 13-17. always immature.
this phrase orginated in calgary, alberta, canada. it is a local ph-rs- as of 2006.
“this girl i met over the internet is a finger puppet”
“wow, whats with all the finger puppets at this party?”
1.a female that you would insert your fingers into her v-g-n-
2. good looking girl
dammm g, that was some good looking finger puppet that just walked by, nice -ss.
referring to a girl, a finger puppet is a trick who refuses s-x, and instead opts to recive manual pleasure at the expense of her partner.
1) that b-tch wouldn’t let me hit it. she wouldn’t even suck me off. she’s nothing but a finger puppet.
the mutual insertion of fingers into each others’ -sses and/or v-g-n-s during foreplay.
my -ss is a little sore, my girl and i played finger puppets last night.
the act of sticking your finger in a girls v-g-n- or b-tthole and using her as a finger puppet.
i would love to turn her into my finger puppet.
the act of placing a single finger two knuckles deep within an unsuspecting sleeping partners -n-s.
lubricating aids are not used in order to ensure a tight seal.
once the recipient of the finger wakes with a finger tightly wedged in their -ss, the owner of the finger is duty bound to wiggle said buried finger and speak in a high pitched voice as one would when putting on a finger puppet show.
for 45 minutes he slowly pried her -ss open to insert a finger.
when she awoke with a finger in her b-m, a high pitched voice exclaimed “i’m a finger puppet and i want some cookies”.
a very small woman (aka a spinner)
suggesting she’s not much bigger than a finger puppet.
dan: sweet! look at that s-xy little thang!
stan: is she even legal?
dan: don’t let her pet-teness fool you — she’s a finger puppet, not jailbait.

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