one who sniffs his or her finger (s) immediately following an intentional whisping sweep of the genitalia area of their body. this act is generally performed as a cleanliness *ssessment.
john from human resources is totally a finger smeller. he stood by the copier about three times with his hand underneath his nose while he had a coffee. i almost mistook him for a tool-sniffer.
- free p*ss
“free puss” refers to an easy girl to get with “i was out with my n*gg*s gettin some free puss at the mall
selfie +1(or however many you can fit in a camera frame) take a picture in that bathroom, the lighting is great for selfies, or frelfies
f*ckbungler (n): a person who is incompetent in every capacity. they are so poor at everything, they literally cannot even f*ck correctly. hence the term, f*ckbungler. one who bungles f*cks. i had to redo the entire report, because my project partner is such an utter f*ckbungler.
- ganga's mom
a sl*t everybody gets to ride. the town doorkn*b. have you had ganga’s mom yet?