finkels
einhorn, as in the character in ace ventura, pet detective
finkel is einhorn, finkel is einhorn
noun
someone who is incredibly clumsy; a clumzie.
said person may be a bit of an airhead and may also forget to think before speaking.
(after someone trips)… “gosh, you’re such a finkels!”
(after someone drops something)… “why don’t you just change your name to finkels, huh?!”
(after someone asks a really stupid question)… “that was soo finkels of you!”
has an amazing little sister, and usually likes red-heads or girls who coincidently have big b–bs. ran for congress in 2002.
“did you see that kid with the s-xy red-head?”
“yeah, he has to be a finkel to get that girl!”
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