hot selfie, poppin’, cool.
*great aunt posts new selfie for facebook profile pic*
“d*mn, aunt jule! that’s a fire selfie!”
- flem charm
a type of charm that when used on unsuspecting victims has the opposite effect to that of which the user intended. its powerful negative powers usually arise when used by people that are of questionable character and possess poor personal hygiene levels. you really “flem charmed” the sh*t out of that guy, idiotttt
flungus is the opposite of baseball. the opposite of baseball is defined as: playing tennis on a football field with a bowling ball on thursday’s. the homies and i went out to kaneshian park to partake in a rousing match of flungus with our bowling ball and racquets, i sure do love thursday’s!
- frozen salami lips
a phenomenon that occurs when a phallus is exposed to cold air. “oh dude you’re d*ck is totally giving me frozen salami lips”
- german turtle
to engage in a long term relationship with someone while never intending to propose, despite the other partners obvious desire for marriage. i know she wants to get married someday, but i am totally going to german turtle her.