fire shit
when the act of taking a sh-t is accompanied sensation of your r-ct-m being on fire.
exclusively used for the morning after drinking cheap beer.
after drinking an underteminable amount of pbr, i had the worst fire sh-t.
origin:
unknown
etymology:
middle english, from old english fyr; akin to old high german fiur fire, greek pyr
and
middle english, from old english scite; akin to old english -scitan to defecate
function: noun
1) painful -n-l excretion of human waste that is -ssociated with a burning feeling in and around the -sshole.
“i got the fire sh-ts from all that beer i drank last night!”
“…no thanks, too much coffee gives me the fire sh-ts.”
after you eat some jalapenos you get the fire sh-ts which is usually a greenish painful sh-t.
man that italian bmt was loaded with jalapenos. i had the fire sh-ts and couldnt sit for a minute
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