fish daddy is a great way to respond to wrong numbers who ask “who dis?”
yo carlos, just put in a new pool, wanna stop by?
sorry dude, wrong number.
oh, who dis?
- donald protesters
a feminist/black racist who needs to grow the f-ck up and except what can’t be changed those donald protesters need to go home and quit blocking the road. if i run into one of the protest, i am running there -sses over. i have places to be.
best language teacher ever “mrs. wirz is the bomb”
- millennial falcon
the act of a man above the age of 40 dating a girl in her early 20s. ted seems to have become extra c-cky since he started taking rides on the millennial falcon every night.
- broom fetish
a fetish where you’re s-xually attracted to a broom, and wanna f-ck it. chris: is that a broom? peter: yup chris: i wanna f-ck it peter: nasty -ss broom fetish
- draymond clapped
when you are about to do anytype of physical harm to another (mostly woman) who has been talking sh-t about you more of an idea then a action she is about to get draymond clapped