best language teacher ever
“mrs. wirz is the bomb”
- millennial falcon
the act of a man above the age of 40 dating a girl in her early 20s. ted seems to have become extra c-cky since he started taking rides on the millennial falcon every night.
- broom fetish
a fetish where you’re s-xually attracted to a broom, and wanna f-ck it. chris: is that a broom? peter: yup chris: i wanna f-ck it peter: nasty -ss broom fetish
- draymond clapped
when you are about to do anytype of physical harm to another (mostly woman) who has been talking sh-t about you more of an idea then a action she is about to get draymond clapped
- black friday nut
your first time nutting after coming home from thanksgiving with your family. tom: how was your thanksgiving? jeff: nothing special, but the black friday nut afterward was fantastic.
probably your favorite person. ever. has few/no friends. is always annoyed with m-f-s around her. will often scream at those m-f-s. ex: woah that chick looks super annoyed. she’s probably gonna pull a serenai